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Finish this line: My bass boat is so ugly, that.......

14. My bass boat carpet it so ugly, when Hershey's Chocolate needs to do quality control for color on their milk and dark chocolate, they come to me and compare to the carpet in my boat since it has BOTH!!!!
See picture below. J Mertes

 

13. My boat is so ugly, No other boat will come within 10 feet!!
J. Price

12. My bass boat is so ugly that carp try to have sex with it!
 John Kirk Williams

11. My bass boat is so ugly it would scare buzzards off a gut tub!
D. Wall

10. My bass boat is so ugly that even Clinton wouldn´t touch it.
Mikael

9.My Bass Boat is so ugly......
it was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after I bought it I shouted 'What a treasure!" and my wife said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
I use Ex-Lax to clean the livewell
Why did the fish cross the lake? To get away from my ugly Bass Boat !

8. My bass boat is so ugly...the bass arn't even that blind!!!!
S. Wood

7. My bass boat is so ugly that I mistook it for my mother-in-law!
R. Wilson

6. My bass boat is so ugly that buffalo gnats won't even land on it and maggots love it!
T. Allen

5. Winner! My bass boat is so ugly, that...the fish I catch wear tiny sunglasses to avoid being recognized.
N.B.

4. My bass boat is so ugly even the dog won't pee on it.
JS Foote

3.My bass boat is so ugly that it makes me look pretty darned attractive!
Dustie

2.My bass boat is so ugly, that all the male bullheads I come near try to spawn with her.
My bass boat is so ugly, that my Loomis rods refuse to go aboard.
My bass boat is so ugly, that anytime I get near a loon they make a gagging sound.
My bass boat is so ugly, that even a dogfish refuses to look.
My bass boat is so ugly, that my plastic worms try and crawl away.
My bass boat is so ugly, that I named her "The Clinton Presidency"
My bass boat is so ugly, that scum frogs prefer to hang out there rather than go in the house with the rest of my tackle.
My bass boat is so ugly, that that by comparison it makes the faces of Griz and Bollig look like Pitt and Cruise.
My bass boat is so ugly, that Souchery thought it was a "Woody" that the termites got too.
My bass boat is so ugly, that walleye fisherman have offered to buy it from me.
Charles
 
1.My bass boat is so ugly, that ...
people wipe their feet off in my boat before getting OUT, as to not dirty the dock or pollute the shoreline. It's so ugly I get comments from the shore fishermen on how bad it looks. It's so bad it's been banned from draw tournaments.
There you go.
Mark
P.S. - I tried to take a picture, but it broke the camera lens.

 

How to Enter: Submit your entry via Email to the Classic Bass Network or by regular mail. Each entry must be 50 words or less, and must not contain profanity or sexual innuendoes. Only one entry per person. More than one entry from any person or e-mail address will void all entries from that person or e-mail address. A photo is not necessary, but will improve your chances of winning. All entries must be received by July 1, 2003.

Sample picture
Ugly bass boat

Rules

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. A PURCHASE DOES NOT IMPROVE YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING. 
VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW OR REGULATION.

1.         The contest is sponsored by the Classic Bass Network and Bass Boat Carpets & Restoration.

2.     Eligibility: Entrant must be 18 years of age as of January 1, 2003 and a legal resident of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia. Employees of Sponsors, the Sponsor's parents, subsidiaries, affiliated companies, and agents and the immediate family (defined as parents, spouse, children, siblings, grandparents) of each such employee, and all those with whom such employees are domiciled, are NOT eligible.

3.     Timing: The contest beginning April 1, 2003 and all entries must be received by July 1, 2003 at 5:00PM Central Standard Time.

4.     How to Enter: Submit your entry via Email to the Classic Bass Network or by regular mail. Each entry must be 50 words or less, and must not contain profanity or sexual innuendoes. Only one entry per person. More than one entry from any person or e-mail address will void all entries from that person or e-mail address. A photo is not necessary, but will improve your chances of winning.

5.     Judging Criteria: Each entrant selected as a potential winner must comply with all terms and conditions set forth in these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all such requirements. The prizewinners will be selected by the classicbass.com Pro Staff and will be rated in three areas: 1- Writing Skill, 2- Story Content, and 3- Accompanying Photo. The contest will take place under the supervision of the Classic Bass Network. Participants agree to be bound by these rules and the decision of the judges, whose decisions are final.  Potential winners will be notified by e-mail or mail by July 15, 2003. If a potential winner cannot be contacted within fourteen (14) days after the first attempt to contact such potential winner, an alternate entrant will be selected in his or her place from all entries received.

6.     Prizes: The following prize will be awarded:
One Carpet Kit consisting of 20 foot by 6 foot 16 oz. weight carpet and one Installation Manual.
(Color choice limited to inventory)
Official Prize Schedule Entry Deadline: July 1, 2003.
Total Approximate Retail Value of Prize: $200.00 - Sponsors are not responsible for lost or mutilated prizes and none will be replaced. Prize is nontransferable and must be accepted as awarded. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by Sponsors in the event that the prize cannot be awarded for any reason, in which case, Sponsors will award a prize of equal or greater value. All taxes, fees and surcharges on prizes are the sole responsibility of winner. Bass Boat Carpets & Restoration will allow the fair value of the prize to be applied towards the purchase of a more expensive carpet or additional amounts of carpet is the winner desires.

7.     Other Terms and Conditions: Potential winners and any guests who will share in the prize will each be required to sign and return an Affidavit of Eligibility, Liability Release, and where lawful, a Publicity Release, within fourteen (14) days of notification, failing which the potential winner will be disqualified and another winner selected in the place of the disqualified person at random from all entries received. If any prize or prize notification is returned as non-deliverable, the potential winner will be disqualified and another potential winner will be selected in the original potential winner's place. By accepting the prize, the winner agrees that the Sponsors and those acting under the Sponsor's authority, may use winner's name, picture/portrait likeness and/or voice, for advertising and promotional purposes without further consideration, unless prohibited by law. BY ACCEPTING THE PRIZE, THE WINNER AGREES THAT THE SPONSORS, THEIR SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, ADVERTISING AND PROMOTION AGENCIES, AND ALL OF THE SPONSOR'S OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, REPRESENTATIVES AND AGENTS, WILL HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR, AND WILL BE HELD HARMLESS BY WINNER FOR ANY LIABILITY FOR ANY INJURY, LOSS OR DAMAGES OF ANY KIND TO PERSONS, INCLUDING DEATH, AND PROPERTY, DUE IN WHOLE OR IN PART, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, FROM THE ACCEPTANCE, POSSESSION, USE OR MISUSE OF THE PRIZE OR PARTICIPATION IN THIS SWEEPSTAKES OR PARTICIPATION IN ANY CONTEST OR PRIZE RELATED ACTIVITY. Subject to all federal, state and local laws. Void where prohibited.

8.     Miscellaneous: All entries become the sole property of Sponsors and none will be returned. In the event of a dispute, entries made by Internet will be deemed made by the authorized account holder of the e-mail address submitted at the time of entry. The "authorized account holder" is deemed the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, service provider or other online organization that is responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address. A potential winner may be requested to provide Sponsors with proof that the potential winner is the authorized account holder of the e-mail address associated with the winning entry. If for any reason the Contest is not capable of running as planned, including due to infection by computer virus, bugs, tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failure, human error or any other causes beyond the control of Sponsor that corrupt or affect the administration, security, fairness, integrity, or proper conduct of the Contest, Sponsors reserve the right in their sole discretion, to disqualify any individual who tampers with the entry process, and to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend the Contest. Sponsor assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, or alteration of, entries. The Sponsors are not responsible for any problems or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines, computer online systems, servers, or providers, computer equipment, software, failure of any e-mail or entry to be received by Sponsors on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any web site, any combination thereof, or otherwise, including any injury or damage to entrant's or any other person's computer related to or resulting from participation or downloading any materials in the Contest. Sponsors are not responsible for late, lost, illegible, incomplete, stolen, or misdirected entries. CAUTION: ANY ATTEMPT BY AN ENTRANT TO DELIBERATELY DAMAGE ANY WEB SITE OR UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THE CONTEST MAY BE A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, SPONSORS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SEEK DAMAGES FROM ANY SUCH PERSON TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

9.     Winners List:  The winning entry will be posted on the Classic Bass Network.

10.     Sponsors:     The Sponsors of this Contest and their addresses are:

Classic Bass Network
155 South Shore Drive
Forest Lake, MN 55025
651-231-2301

Bass Boat Carpets & Restoration
377 SW 14th Avenue
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
1-800-336-0520

 


 

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